...You're eating in a taxi.

I know what you're thinking... Yes, it is gross to eat inside of a taxicab. There are germs (lots of germs!), and many a smelly man has shared the bacteria-laden seats and airspace inside of this moving germ incubator. But sometimes drunchies just can't wait, especially if pizza or french fries are involved. The good news is, however - what taxis may lack in sanitation, they make up for in caloric freebies!

Our CDCI scientists have spent a significant amount of time (and money) investigating the calorie-cab relationship, and our findings are as follows: because of the unsanitary, bacterial nature of taxis, your body focuses a great deal of its resources on fighting bacteria while you're traveling via cab. This output of energy is so immense that it simply cannot respond to caloric intake at the same time, as all bodily activities are primarily concentrated on saving you from illness.

So sneak some extra fuel into your tank (pun!) while your body's not paying attention, and enjoy calorie-free eating when traveling by cab!