... If consumed at the airport.

Airports are negative calorie zones. Lugging bags, taking on and off your shoes, and hiding your embarrassment when airport security examines your tampons at the security gate all require massive amounts of effort. Therefore, you more than deserve that CPK ASAP personal pizza you just paid $15 for. In fact, if you don't eat it, you risk passing out from lack of nourishment, missing your flight, and spending your vacation in airport limbo. You might want to add  bread sticks and a double chai latte to your order just to be safe.