... Eaten off of a stick.

 The gods' gift to humans.

It's simple physics. Foods pierced by a stick have a gaping hole in their core, and are therefore susceptible to something called "Interior Calorie Depletion," or ICD. Foods with ICD undergo a rapid loss of calories, which fall out of the huge hole through their center. So enjoy those corn dogs, popsicles, or even pizza bites (see picture above)- they are deliciously calorie free! Or better yet, invest in a fondue pot.

Eat all of your meals on sticks! ...And covered in chocolate/cheese.

Daniel Craig popsicle? Scrumptious in multiple ways.